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Christmas Jokes

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Q. Why did the Gingerbread Man go to the doctor?

A. He was feeling crummy!

Q. Who is never hungry for Christmas dinner?

A. The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

A. Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!

Q. Why are Christmas trees terrible knitters?

A. They keep dropping their needles!

Q. How long does it take to burn a whole Christmas candle?

A. About a wick!

Q. What do sheep say at Christmas?

A. Season's Bleatings!

Q. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

A. Missile-toe!

Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?

A. A Christmas Quacker!

Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?

A. A humbug!

Q. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

A. Aren’t you tired of hanging around?

 

 

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